Anal Beverages

Happy Valentine Day to all you readers out there who are like me and enjoy their pornography to be way on the kinky side of shit. If you haven’t checked it out yet, Ass Smoothie is probably the most insane shit i’ve ever seen on a porn site. Granted its sister site Swirlie Girls is giving it a run for its money. Join either, you get access to both, and its well worth it!

The butthole beverage making slut I wanted to talk about today goes by the name Beverly Hills, but we all know thats a fake name these sluts use so their mommys and daddy’s dont find out they are fucking and doing crazy shit on camera. Could you imagine if this chick’s parents ever happened to come across these crazy ass smoothie pictures and videos.. where their beautiful daughter is using her anus as a drink mixer! Fucking crazy shit these chicks do!

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Horny Teen Butthole Beverage Maker

Ass Smoothie makes champion drink makers out of broke porn sluts who are hard up for money. Take this blonde teen Brooklyn Night for example. What are the chances that this bitch thought she would ever be making her favorite drink inside the depths of her colon and then actually drinking it when she was younger? Now she works in porn and times have been tough, so these girls do what they gotta do to keep making that money! Ass Smoothie is perhaps one of the most bizarre porn sites out there, and the sites being added to its membership keep getting even more strange like Swirlie Girls where girls suck cock and get swirlies in the toilet, and then you have Pornstar IQ, where we find out why these sluts work in porn, because they don’t know anything else! God damn it I LOVE LOVE LOVE PORN and can’t get enough! These guys know how to make quality porn and they film it in true high-defintion! Well worth the download time and the money. Click the image above for a free Ass Smoothie image sample.

SEE GIRLS BLEND BUTTHOLE BEVERAGES

Horny Ass Slut Makes Some Tasty Ass Eggnog

At the risk of sounding predictable, what do you think the fine folks at Ass Smoothie have blended up this holiday season? Eggnog of course! Its somewhat of a tradition for the winter holidays, whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or even Festivus (I personally celebrate the birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster), eggnog is the perfect beverage even for ringing in the new year. Add a little bit of rum, or a lot, and you will be kept nice and warm hopefully having sex with someone you love (or lust). This dirty little slut decided to celebrate the holidays with a little twist, by enjoying her eggnog after it was blended and brewed inside her tight little rectum! Whichever holiday you celebrate, let me invite you to enjoy these free eggnog assmoothie pictures courtesy of our favorite butthole blending pals at Ass Smoothie! Click the image above to get the free pictures.

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Aussie Ass Slut Making Smoothie in her Rectum

Monica Mayhem is a popular pornstar who hails from the land down under! She has been in over 300 steamy hardcore sex movies and has even done some anal sex scenes! Is there anything this Australian ass slut won’t do? Is she down for packing her gaping ass full of her favorite Australian butthole beverage? This sexy busty blonde sure would look nice with a rectum full of smoothie, so join up at Ass Smoothie right now and get in on the Anal Beverages action!

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Girls buttholes now have a new purpose: Butthole Beverage Brewing! Take this babe, Lori, for example. She is a newbie porn starlet who is just discovering that her anus has more uses than the obvious. At AssSmoothie we are pleased to show girls how their buttholes can be used to make tasty rectum flavored drinks! I know I would love to get a taste of a frosty peanut butter shake that was made inside her asshole, and she should too! Lori is a cute blonde babe and hasn’t had much experience yet, will the ass smoothie be too much for this hot teen? Or will she get drunk off the taste of her own ass and become a smoothie girl? The answer to these important questions can be found at AssSmoothie. Join up today and get full access to over 20 amazing hardcore porn sites! Click the recipe card to visit see a video preview.

BITCHES ENJOY BUTTHOLE DRINKS AT ASS SMOOTHIE

Kyra Steele is a very cute redhead 21 year old with big blue eyes and a delightful smile that lights up any room she is in. She is also an amateur porn starlet, just making her break into the adult entertainment business. However, she is already doing anal sex on video, so would now be a good time to turn Kyra in an AssSmoothie girl? At 5′5 and only 105 pounds, this little slizzie does take great care of her body and even has a home gym in her house so she can keep up her sexy physique. She needs to replenish after a hard workout, and maybe.. just maybe filling up her tight little farthole with a tasty Berry Sorbet would do the just the job! All she has to do once the drink is fully in her anus is jump around a little bit to mix it up better, and then drop it back into a glass and enjoy! What a tasty berry treat that would be! To see the video now, join up over at AssSmoothie and see these bitches drink things made in their assholes!

FEMALE DRINK MIXING RECTUMS AT ASS SMOOTHIE!

Brunette vixen Taryn Thomas has been in the porn industry for a few years now and has appeared in numerous adult video productions on both DVD and on internet sites such as Spunkmouth and Blowjob Races. This porn whore is known for being down for just about anything. She is a huge ass whore who loves cock up her poop shoot. But are AssSmoothies too extreme and over the top even for this anal-loving porn starlet? There’s only one way to find out! Taryn’s asshole has been abused brutally over the last few years and has to be fairly loose after all that rough anal sex; therefore, her butthole would be PERFECT for craming in her favorite ingredients and making a Taryn Thomas AssSmoothie! Could you just imagine a cute little umbrella poking out of her wide gaping fudge tunnel filled with Gobblers Cobbler?!

CHICKS MAKING BUTTHOLE BEVERAGES AT ASS SMOOTHIES!