Happy Valentine Day to all you readers out there who are like me and enjoy their pornography to be way on the kinky side of shit. If you haven’t checked it out yet, Ass Smoothie is probably the most insane shit i’ve ever seen on a porn site. Granted its sister site Swirlie Girls is giving it a run for its money. Join either, you get access to both, and its well worth it!

The butthole beverage making slut I wanted to talk about today goes by the name Beverly Hills, but we all know thats a fake name these sluts use so their mommys and daddy’s dont find out they are fucking and doing crazy shit on camera. Could you imagine if this chick’s parents ever happened to come across these crazy ass smoothie pictures and videos.. where their beautiful daughter is using her anus as a drink mixer! Fucking crazy shit these chicks do!

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The folks at Ass Smoothie search the world far and wide to find sexy porn models willing to do ANYTHING for cash! One such slut is a brunette teen who has never done anal sex before by the name of Bella Bones. This chick must have been desperate, because she is pretty damn cute and I’m surprised she didn’t have some rich guy taking care of her or something. Anyways, she blended up her favorite ingredients, and then it was poured into her wide gaping asshole. After it was all inside her rectum, she stood up and squirted the smoothie into a glass so she could have a drink. She said the smoothie was actually quite tasty, maybe I would drink this slut’s Ass Smoothie if she let me try. But I am a sick sick son of a bitch. Click the image above to get the free ass smoothie movies.

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Her name is Jenna James, and making beverages in her butthole is her game! I love a chick who is open and secure enough with herself to get into a pile driver position and open up her wide gaping anus for some smoothie! If I was there, I would help Jenna drink down that smoothie because her ass looks so fucking tasty. Afterwards we could clean up in the shower together and I would bend her over and slide my cock into her stretched out and abused butthole. I would fuck this babe in the ass so good, and drop off my own load of “smoothie” deep inside her ass, if you know what i mean! Follow the pictures to visit my favorite crazy high-definition website, Ass Smoothie!

Ass Smoothie makes champion drink makers out of broke porn sluts who are hard up for money. Take this blonde teen Brooklyn Night for example. What are the chances that this bitch thought she would ever be making her favorite drink inside the depths of her colon and then actually drinking it when she was younger? Now she works in porn and times have been tough, so these girls do what they gotta do to keep making that money! Ass Smoothie is perhaps one of the most bizarre porn sites out there, and the sites being added to its membership keep getting even more strange like Swirlie Girls where girls suck cock and get swirlies in the toilet, and then you have Pornstar IQ, where we find out why these sluts work in porn, because they don’t know anything else! God damn it I LOVE LOVE LOVE PORN and can’t get enough! These guys know how to make quality porn and they film it in true high-defintion! Well worth the download time and the money. Click the image above for a free Ass Smoothie image sample.

SEE GIRLS BLEND BUTTHOLE BEVERAGES

What kind of tasty butthole beverage will Layla be having today? Why a fruity kiwi-strawberry blend, perfect for mixing together in the depths of her tight(or not so tight) rectum! Layla is so fucking gorgeous and on top of that she is a total freak and will do things you couldn’t even imagine possible.. so of course she did the Ass Smoothie! She diced up those kiwis and mixed some fruity strawberry juice and a little bit of yogurt, only to have it poured into her wide gaping butthole so she could let it blend up and then drop it back out and drink her newly made Ass Smoothie! Click the image above to get the free ass smoothie pictures.

I even have a little bonus for you this time, if you want to see what naturally comes out of Layla, I included a bonus free movie gallery where she pees all over the place and drinks it! This girl has absolutely no limits to anything! Free gallery is courtesy of Pee Pee Whores.

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Looking back on the last year, our Anal Beverages Ass Beverage of the Year Award goes to none other than, you guessed it, Ass Smoothie! To celebrate I thought it would be perfect to post this blonde ass slut with these enormous tits make up her favorite ingredients and use her anus to transform them into a tasty Ass Smoothie! Her name is Cala Craves and her butthole knows no limits at all! What would you put in Cala’s ass if you had her alone and in the pile driver position with a speculum gaping open her dirty asshole?!? The possibilites are endless, if you need some ideas, just check out Ass Smoothie, they’ll even show you how to make a butthole beverage out of a fucking Happy Meal! Click the image above to get the free pictures.

START OFF 2009 WITH AN ASS SMOOTHIE

At the risk of sounding predictable, what do you think the fine folks at Ass Smoothie have blended up this holiday season? Eggnog of course! Its somewhat of a tradition for the winter holidays, whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or even Festivus (I personally celebrate the birth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster), eggnog is the perfect beverage even for ringing in the new year. Add a little bit of rum, or a lot, and you will be kept nice and warm hopefully having sex with someone you love (or lust). This dirty little slut decided to celebrate the holidays with a little twist, by enjoying her eggnog after it was blended and brewed inside her tight little rectum! Whichever holiday you celebrate, let me invite you to enjoy these free eggnog assmoothie pictures courtesy of our favorite butthole blending pals at Ass Smoothie! Click the image above to get the free pictures.

ENJOY SOME ASS SMOOTHIE FOR THE HOLIDAYS

Nikki Nievez has joined the many other slutty girls on Ass Smoothie in the tradition of preparing their favorite beverage or smoothie inside the depths of their anuses and then dropping them back into a glass and chugging them down! Nikki decided to make a Bloody Mary, can you imagine how that tabasco felt while she was jumping up and down with the Bloody Mary in her nasty colon? Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “feel the burn”! Nikki enjoyed the Bloody Mary blended in her ass, and she said it was one of the better ones she’s ever tasted!

Much like that old wrinkly dude who is the Maverick of the U.S. Senate, Ass Smoothie is the Maverick of adult websites. We find the hottest babes willing to do the nastiest things with their slutty little buttholes! Would you like a drink mixed inside Nikki Nievez’s Get your Asssmoothies right here: Clicky.

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Women off all ages enjoy a beverage brewed in the depths of their colons! Ass Smoothie features many of them, and one of them is a busty blonde milf from the Phoenix area known as Totally Tabitha. This MILF has a nice set of custom boobs and she is a total ass slut! I managed to scrape together enough pictures for a free sample, but the real good stuff is in the members area at Ass Smoothie, so be sure to check that out! Click the photo above for the free picture sample.

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