Three Steps to AssSmoothie Fun
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007AssSmoothie is a brand new porn site that is ran by some friends of mine and it is so over the top and insane that I decided to make a blog dedicated to what they do! They come across and shoot many different women from all over the adult entertainment industry and try to get them to do the unthinkable! They get these bitches convinced to prepare drinks in their anuses and chug them down like good little ass whores! Let me briefly describe a typical AssSmoothie adventure.
Step One: The Interview
First, we sit the girl down and just talk to her a little bit. Most of these porn sluts take pretty good care of their bodies and work out regularly, or else they don’t get work (unless they want to be on a site like Big Blowjob Chicks). This is where we spring the whole ass smoothie idea on them. Some girls go for it, some don’t, but each reaction is priceless in its own way and all of it is caught on camera! If the model agrees to make and drink an AssSmoothie, we proceed to step 2. Otherwise, they are not smoothie girls and therefore not worth our time discussing.
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Step Two: Make the Smoothie
Now that we have a whore willing to make an AssSmoothie, we get her favorite ingredients together and have her get naked. The slut mixes up the beverage ingredients in a blender until it is ready to drink. But of course there is one little twist to this whole process before these babes get to enjoy their beverages. We get them into pile driver position and gape their anus open with a speculum and pour the mixed smoothie ingredients deep into their rectums. We don’t just fill their assholes with smoothie, we stuff these buttholes to the limit! Once the slut’s anal orfice is full of food, we get her to stand up, and jump up and down a bunch of times and “drop” the ingredients into a glass. This is how we make an Ass Smoothie.
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Step Three: Enjoy the Ass Smoothie
This is step is the easiest, yet it also the most entertaining! Now it is time for the porn slut to become a true AssSmoothie girl! All she has to do is gulp it down! Its her favorite shake or smoothie with a hint of anus flavor. Nutritious, Delicious, and Disgusting! Yum Yum Yum!
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